Skip to Content Skip to Navigation
Join the email list!

Snapp-tones: Music

Family Reunion

(Snapptones)
Words and music by Paul Kern and Ruth Kern
Copyright 2007 Paul and Ruth Kern

Ain't no house Big enough
Ain't no house Big enough
Ain't no house Big enough
For our family reunion


Cousin Bob's smoking crack in the outhouse,
Granny's cooking meth in the kitchen.
Everybody's arguing
Must be our family reunion


Goldfish swimmin' in the bathroom sink,
Something funky on the rug.
Looking for who to blame,
Must be Aunt Billie's pug.

Ain't no house ...

Newspaper taped across a window frame,
coats hung on a nail.
Who's that snoring on the couch?
Uncle Fred's out on bail.


Ain't no house ...

Step-dad says it's cocktail time,
Slim Jims and a brew.
Hey there, what's for dinner, Ma?
Leftover deer-brain stew

Ain't no house ...


Bubba's going on 'bout Graceland,
and his Confederate sword.
Sister Sue's been born again,
She says, 'Let's give thanks to the Lord'




Cousin Bob's smoking crack in the outhouse,
Granny's cooking meth in the kitchen.
Everybody's arguing:
Must be our family reunion

Ain't no house ...


Cousin Bob's smoking crack in the outhouse,
Granny's cooking meth in the kitchen.
Everybody's arguing
Must be our family reunion